1 Smiling is not allowed during security checking.
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Three Whales :
I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you three lassiee from Scotland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotiand ?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
2 Just looking for guns and bombs.
3 We are almost done humiliating you.
4 Listen old lady, if you dont follow my instructions, you will be labelled as a terrorist.
5 We dont really care about your convenience.
6 Those look very suspicious.
7 How come you arent wearing a belt? You are a terrorist, arent you?
8 Whoa! Is that a weapon or what?
9 You cant complain, maam. We have full liberty of invading your private space.
10 This old lady who is in a wheelchair might be carrying a big bomb or a gun.
