24 Ways To Announce Pregnancy On Facebook, Instagram And More

By Qunki Team | funny

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Random Joke

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.

Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."

With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"

She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!"

She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.

The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other.

Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?"

I do not know, I thought you were watching!

22 The cookie announcement

If you too are a baking enthusiast, this one might be it for you! The sweetest way to share the sweetest news!

23 Sweet baby

Sweet flowers make the sweet news sweeter!

#babyannouncement #cutestcouple #scphotography #parker

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24 Egg- specting

Let the world know with this quirky but sweet pun!

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