1 Brilliant mother
It just amazes how someone can even think of buying cigarettes with child care money.
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A blonde was on vacation
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
2 Poor Missy
Missy definitely needs to consult a doctor to see if she is ok.
3 You are fired
Why would you just leave the blanks like that working for a pizza company?
4 Spell Check
Probably needs to be more careful with spellings next time.
5 I cant even
Pregnant with a guinea pig? Is she insane?
6 Teacher even better than student
Either the teacher is stupid or the student is lying.
7 Dark humour
I hope he was being funny.
8 Smelly grandma
Some people are just mean. Sorry grandma.
9 This is love?
So this is what people are calling love these days?
10 Insane mother
I feel sorry for her kids