1 Brilliant mother
It just amazes how someone can even think of buying cigarettes with child care money.
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A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
Can I help you? she asks.
I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
Yes, she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
2 Poor Missy
Missy definitely needs to consult a doctor to see if she is ok.
3 You are fired
Why would you just leave the blanks like that working for a pizza company?
4 Spell Check
Probably needs to be more careful with spellings next time.
5 I cant even
Pregnant with a guinea pig? Is she insane?
6 Teacher even better than student
Either the teacher is stupid or the student is lying.
7 Dark humour
I hope he was being funny.
8 Smelly grandma
Some people are just mean. Sorry grandma.
9 This is love?
So this is what people are calling love these days?
10 Insane mother
I feel sorry for her kids
