Funny Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day

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Quotes can literally be funny at times especially when they have been used to describe the perfect moment. So people who are imaginative can add a lot to these quotes and change their entire meaning to make something more meaningful. Now here is what I call as best quoting. You can check with some of the top-rated quotes of the present time and make by some of the best imaginative minds. Some of them are in fact so funny that you may never stop laughing after you have read them. You will find such quotes here that can easily make your best day.

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Mitch Hedberg Funny Quotes

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Random Joke

blonde dyes her hair brown

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.

She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

I'll take this one, she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

Hey lady, says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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When Work Feels Overwhelming

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So Much For Skydiving

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Mark Twain Funny Quotes

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Funny Tina Fey Quote

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Jack Handey On Peace

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Funny Quotes Jim Carrey

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Funny Quotes

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Why Fatherhood Is Great

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Temptation Will Avoid You

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