Drunk Texts That Will Make You Want To Never Drink Again
Drinking is all fun and games until you get drunk and pick up your phone. Then all kinds of mayhem tend to ensue. It's best to never drink and text but if you don't believe me maybe you will after you read these texts.
1 The babies are out to get us.
This super drunk woman really has it out for babies it seems. Probably a good thing that she doesn't have any. Hopefully, it remains that way.
2 Pee is funny.
I'm not sure what's going on here but this person has got to be pretty drunk. What happens when you drink? You pee a lot. I guess it's logical that this person thinks they are pee.
3 Put down the bottle Sonya.
Sonya has had a bit much to drink. Sonya shouldn't drink so much and then maybe she wouldn't be forever alone. Idk, just a suggestion.
4 Pizza is life.
This convo starts out well enough for a drunk one but then it totally nose dives much like your general intelligence after a few drinks. How did we get from pizzas to dragons exactly?
5 Never drink and sext.
Sexting should be done sober if you are going to engage in it. Otherwise, you will end up with insanity like you see below. Don't drink and sext people!
6 Drinking doesn't dull your snark.
If you're able to handle your alcohol, drinking can actually enhance your ability to be a smart ass. Just look at this guy go to work.
7 He's a gentleman.
This drunk dude is the perfect gentleman. He respects the ladies so much. Especially women names Rachel Weiner who he is madly in love with and not afraid to tell you. So back off Hannah. Get you a single man.
8 Good guy cop saves the day.
Marty should probably lay off the alcohol or his next encounter with the police might involved bars.
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