1 Tell me everything you want me to do to you
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Random Joke
A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
2 IDK say something hot
3 Where was my 6 am text?
4 Check my instagram lol
5 Then Id go get my cereal.
6 There is no Netflix in prision
7 Call mg mr sunshine
8 Start sending me racy photos
9 Buy a heater
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