Jackie sent a couple of pictures to her boyfriend Liam when she was away in Atlanta. However, Liam, who was already suspicious of Jackie as she had cheated before, spotted a suitcase in the corner that he did not recognise.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already? he asked.
Yes, the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
And by the way, the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Instead of letting it slip, Liam asked Jackie which room number she was in. By this point she had already fucked up and was past the point of no return:
What an idiot. Going away with her boss and she didn’t even factor in that his stuff would be in the background. At least Liam was savvy enough to spot her tricks. There’s no update on what happened after Jackie got home, but I’m assuming her ass was dumped. Hopefully Tom isn’t married and can offer her some companionship because there’s no chance her ex would be stupid enough to take her back.
