1 Cleveland Balloon fest Was Supposed To Be A Huge Fundraiser
Cleveland decided to make the news by being the city that released the most balloons at once. 1.5 million balloons were inflated to be released at once.
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Priest and his cock :
A Priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing.
At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked,
"Who has a cock?"...
All the men got up.
"No, I meant who has seen a cock?"...
All the women got up.
"No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't their's?"...
Half the women got up.
"Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?"...
All the nuns got up.
2 1.5 Million Balloons Were Place Under A Net
Volunteers from United Way of Cleveland inflated the 1.5 million balloons and placed them under a net.
3 There Was A Bad Weather Warning But A Decision Was Made To Release The Balloons
For sometime everything looked like it was going according to plan
4 The Storm Came And It Became A Horror-Film Urban Infestation
The huge storm came into the city and pushed all of the released balloons back into the city.
5 People Drown And A Huge Mess
As a result of the storm a boat capsized. Rescue helicopters could not get near the river because of the balloons. Then the asteroid field of airborne debris clouded the sky, shut down a runway at a local airport, interrupted Coast Guard attempts to rescue a pair of fishermen, spooked some prize-winning horses, and made a mess of garbage. Good intentions went terribly wrong
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