11 The truth is out there.
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
12 Dat progress.
13 Not one person wants to read your typo-riddled crap unless it benefits them.
14 So thats what Pops is up to.
15 Suck those kernels right off.
16 And here we have it, folks. The most accurate caption ever.
17 Fancy china tonight, kids. Let me introduce you to a little something called Styrofoam. Sly af.
18 Shit happens. And then you never talk to that person, or look them in the eye at least, again.
19 LOL Making people second guess their life. Ha ha?
