1 “Dinner’s on me, Mom.”
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Random Joke
A blonde walked into an electronics store
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
2 “I wasn’t grabbing your wallet. I swear.”
3 He’s not even sorry!
4 Looks like someone’s hungry!
5 Are these guys not getting fed?
6 “Come on in…the water’s perfect!”
7 “Ummmmm, it’s not what it looks like.”
8 She’s trying to tell you she needs to use the bathroom.
9 “It’s more comfortable this way!”
10 That looks cozy.
