1 Bieber says he wasnt doing this but the girl seems happy anyway.
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Random Joke
A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
2 Oliver Stone was stoned that day, I guess.
3 I guess while Portia was laughing, Ellen found something she could bring on her show.
4 Woah, hey Brad, shes not that into you.
5 Someone owes an explanation to Michelle.
6 Nargis Fakhri isnt impressed.
7 And Bradley Cooper has a landslide victory here.
