Unlucky Couples Share Their Failed Honeymoon Experiences That Will Make You Laugh.

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Marriage is a great bond in our life. Honeymoon usually help in making this bond strong after marriage. Every couple will have their expectations for their honeymoon. Some couples will get everything they expected. But some other unlucky couples, it will turn to a painful experience. Here, some couples sharing their honeymoon experiences that turned into a big fail.

Honeymoons can be a total disaster.

My honeymoon sucked. I got sick the first day, threw up in the middle of the night and was fine after. Hubby got sick the next day with the same bug. We managed to have sex one time before we went home.

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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.

She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.

“I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”

Whoa.

On my honeymoon, my wife almost let me drown because she thought it was funny.

Keeping the romance alive.

On my honeymoon... and my husband just puked in a garbage can and passed out. So romantic.

Really?

I was in the middle of having sex with my husband on our honeymoon and my mother-in-law decided to check in on us. My husband looked her in the eyes in the most serious way as she exited.

Definitely not the way you'd expect a honeymoon to turn out.

My soon to be ex-wife is currently on our honeymoon trip with another man.

No kidding.

My in-laws went with me on my honeymoon. The marriage didnt last long lol

Can't wait much longer!

I waited years to be intimate with my girlfriend. Now were finally married and nothing happened on our honeymoon. Not sure were ever going to consummate this marriage.

That's awful!

I just had to quit my job because it got around that Im gay. Im on my honeymoon and I just want to curl up and cry

Terrible timing.

I got food poisoning during my honeymoon in Hawaii. Instead of enjoying the beach I spent the trip vomiting from our hotel.

When it rains, it pours.

I got sick on my honeymoon, work called trying to get me to come in and then my car died. Looks like we have to have a second one to make up for this one...

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