1 Hungry men prefer big breasts!
This might sound awkward, but men link big breasts with “food security”. Men think that bigger breasts show that the woman is from a rich and wealthy family. This happened due to the effect hunger and poverty had over British men. Hence men consider women with big breasts to be a better partner.
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A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.
" Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."""
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
What's the distance from the earth to the moon?
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
2 Sexist men prefer big cups!
According to a study conducted by the Journal Archives of Social Behaviour, where around 300 men aged 18-68 participated, men chose 3-D models over bigger breasts over the smaller ones. It was also seen that those who were sexists particularly chose the bigger cups.
3 Men looking for a malleable partner go for small breasts!
Men who are looking for submissive women want smaller breasts since women who have smaller cups are less competitive than ones with bigger breasts.
4 Men who are independent prefer large breasts!
According to a study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, men who are independent go for bigger breasts.
5 Men who are financially stable go for smaller cups!
This matches the first point since men who have not worried about money and have a bigger pocket don’t need “fat reserves”.
6 Men who aren’t ready to become fathers prefer smaller ones!
Men who are ready to become fathers prefer larger breasts indicating that they can handle and nurture a child with ease, while men who don’t want to become fathers anytime soon, prefer smaller breasts along with larger waist to hip ratio.
