1 B*tches Love Photoshop
Why diet, when in an hour you can quickly transform your body like this? Social media never needs to know, right?
Article Continues after the joke
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."
With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"
She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!"
She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.
The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other.
Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?"
I do not know, I thought you were watching!
2 Cosplay Today
Similar to watching a horror film, the act of cosplay may first start online but tragically plays out in real life via conventions, ALL thanks to Photoshop.
3 50 Pounds Of Fat. . . Gone!
Lets just forget our REAL bodies and settle for virtual ones. . . Shall we?
4 Plastic Surgery. . . Nope, Its Photoshop!
Remove a slight double chin and go from homely to VABOOM . . After seeing this amazing difference, she might be tempted to go under the knife?
5 Dating Profiles?
Wow. . . Instant slim hips! We suppose this is WHY Photoshop is the go to tool for dating profiles.
6 Virtual Makeup: Before & After
Need a quick beauty treatment for your social media page? No problem, Photoshop will save you money!
7 A Slight Tweak
When you do an improvement tweak with Photoshop, itll bid you time to workout before your cosplay convention. . . Nobody needs to know. . . Right?
