Jackie sent a couple of pictures to her boyfriend Liam when she was away in Atlanta. However, Liam, who was already suspicious of Jackie as she had cheated before, spotted a suitcase in the corner that he did not recognise.
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A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
Instead of letting it slip, Liam asked Jackie which room number she was in. By this point she had already fucked up and was past the point of no return:
What an idiot. Going away with her boss and she didn’t even factor in that his stuff would be in the background. At least Liam was savvy enough to spot her tricks. There’s no update on what happened after Jackie got home, but I’m assuming her ass was dumped. Hopefully Tom isn’t married and can offer her some companionship because there’s no chance her ex would be stupid enough to take her back.
