Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.

She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

I'll take this one, she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

Hey lady, says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"