1 Steve Buscemi is actually a firefighter.
After the terror attacks on 9/11 Steve Buscemi had returned to New York where he was once a firefighter. He helped a lot with the recovery efforts.
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Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
2 Charlize Therons mother had killed her alcoholic father in self defense.
Charlize Therons father was actually an abusive alcoholic person and he came home one night and attacked her mother furiously. Her mother shot him point blank in self defense and he had died on spot. Her mother was, however, not charged over his death as it was just in self defense.
3 Leighton Meesters parents were actually drug smugglers.
This upper east-sider was actually born in a jail. Leighton Meesters mother, father and even aunt were arrested for smuggling drugs. Leightons mom was later nreleased from prison 16 months after she was born from where they then moved to LA.
4 Samuel L Jackson had once held up hostages.
So he was actually a bad mutha. OK so it is not as bad as it really sounds. Jackson was then part of a group that held collage board members hostage only for a period of time to get them to change the schools curriculum. There was no violence involved actually and he was not arrested on account of this.
5 Jessica Simpsonwait for it.does never brush her teeth.
My teeth are so white and I dont like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. But I dont brush them every day. What the hell? Brush those teeth you foolish girl, no one actually wants to deal with that stank breath after all.
6 Prince Charles has the strange hobby of collecting commodes.
Prince Charles could collect almost anything in the entire world, but he actually once decided to collect toilet seats for a certain weird reason. He probably does have enough toilets to put them on but it is not the most desirable of hobbies is it really?
7 Daryl Hannah has half an index finger in reality.
This was honestly out of left hand field. She had lost half of her index finger after it got stuck in a pulley of a well at her grandmas house. Yooouch, that really hurts. The finger is superimposed in her films or she at times wears a prosthetic for that.
8 The Phoenix family was in a religious cult.
The late great River Phoenix and his brother Joaquin were part of a christian cult who used to call themselves the Children of God. Their family had traveled around America with the entire group until they became disillusioned with the cults philosophy. They were not the only celebrities involved in a cult either.
9 Brandy had killed someone.
So just in case you were living on Mars, drinking that sweet delicious water, you should actually be aware of the fact that that Brandy killed someone. If you do not, then here is the actual run down. In 2007 Brandy was driving at 65mph and it was then that he slammed into a car killing a mother of two. Still to this day she actually negates responsibility except for saying If it was my fault or if it wasnt my fault, I was still involved in something that took someones life.
10 John Travolta actually wears a wig.
We are not actually sure why but John Travolta decided to wear a wig. It is no great deal after all, but there it is. John Travolta is indeed a bbig old wig wearer.
