1 Say Goodbye To All Your Money
Single life is great. You have all this money and the only person there is to spend it on is yourself. Yeah, that all changes when you get married
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A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
2 Food Fights
When you're living together, food becomes a major source of conflict. Youll need to be very clever if you don't want your share to be taken
3 Dont Do This
It's probably not a good idea to check out other girls on your wedding day In front of your wife While they're taking wedding photos
4 Funny Guy
I can't tell if this guy is making a joke or he's really this stupid Either way, its funny as hell
5 He Gave Up
Your wife will be asking you to do all kinds of tasks Some of them will seem impossible.
6 Always Lie
Okay, lying is not a good idea in general. But when she asks you Do I look fat, always, always lie.
7 20 Years Down The Drain
Take a long hard look at this family. It will be you in 20 years.
8 The Battle Begins
Enjoy having a bed to yourself while you can. Women can be very possessive when it comes to who gets the blanket. In other words, you'll be sleeping on a tiny part of the bed with no blanket for the rest of your life.
9 An Uncomfortable Truth
You better get used to hearing your partner fart. Because now you're married, they're not going to care about those little things like holding in their flatulence anymore.
10 Big Mistake
To most guys, this seems like an honest mistake. He mistook blackberries for blueberries, so what, right? But to women, this kind of thing is unforgivable, and you will never hear the end of it.
