1 Say Goodbye To All Your Money
Single life is great. You have all this money and the only person there is to spend it on is yourself. Yeah, that all changes when you get married
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
2 Food Fights
When you're living together, food becomes a major source of conflict. Youll need to be very clever if you don't want your share to be taken
3 Dont Do This
It's probably not a good idea to check out other girls on your wedding day In front of your wife While they're taking wedding photos
4 Funny Guy
I can't tell if this guy is making a joke or he's really this stupid Either way, its funny as hell
5 He Gave Up
Your wife will be asking you to do all kinds of tasks Some of them will seem impossible.
6 Always Lie
Okay, lying is not a good idea in general. But when she asks you Do I look fat, always, always lie.
7 20 Years Down The Drain
Take a long hard look at this family. It will be you in 20 years.
8 The Battle Begins
Enjoy having a bed to yourself while you can. Women can be very possessive when it comes to who gets the blanket. In other words, you'll be sleeping on a tiny part of the bed with no blanket for the rest of your life.
9 An Uncomfortable Truth
You better get used to hearing your partner fart. Because now you're married, they're not going to care about those little things like holding in their flatulence anymore.
10 Big Mistake
To most guys, this seems like an honest mistake. He mistook blackberries for blueberries, so what, right? But to women, this kind of thing is unforgivable, and you will never hear the end of it.
