1 Because a good fisting always helps cheer me up, that’s for sure.
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A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blonde said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
2 WHO. THE. HELL. IS. HULU. O.o
3 Oh. That’s what she meant when she prefaced it with “leggo of my prego”.
4 Grandpa…no.
5 Penises wear and tear after a while, I guess?
6 No wonder she got that promotion so fast.
7 This almost ruined every family dinner ever.
8 That is the worst thing to happen at the worst time.
9 This text has a whole lot of nope for both parties involved.
10 The Adventures of the Panty Raiders.
