7 These kids will never get a chance to slide the metal thing.
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Little April in Sunday School
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
6 This whole controversy
Source5 Because of phones these days, this may never happen in class again.
Source4 RIP romance.
Source3 Trying to untangle an angry knot of the phone cord.
SourceOr just pulling the whole base off the table when you answer it.
2 Setting up your VCR record your show and having it play back scrambled nonsense.
SourceHope you can catch a re-run!
1 Trying to find your way around using one of these relics.
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