I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you three lassiee from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotiand ?"

And that's the last thing I remember.