1. What was I eating the whole time?
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Random Joke
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm off to New York. I read that pro.s.ti.tut.es there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks. "I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
2. Really do you think the blind can see?
3. Yes blame it on the Kelvinators ad on TV.
4. Human lie detector.
5. Sci-fi gone wrong.
6. That is a toilet cleaner for sure.
7. Junk is not good for you ever.
8. The Christmas tree needs to stand in one piece for the festival.
9. Chickens have scales, literally!
10. Keep your hands off the goods.
