1 Aries
Vodka is the perfect choice for Aries. People, under Aries, are always looking out for adventures, and everyone knows Vodka can make you wild. Moreover, this drink is perfect for any occasion.
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Once there was a magical mirror
Once there was a magical mirror.
When you told the thruth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever.
One day three college girls went to the mirror.
The red head said "I think I'm the smartest one."
Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said "I think I'm the prettiest one."
Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money.
Then the blonde said " I think...*poof*"
Then she suddenly dissapearred forever
2 Taurus
They should choose beer. Plain old beer is the staple choice for a drink, and people under Taurus often lead a simple, relaxed life. They enjoy typical parties without too many activities.
3 Gemini
Geminis should try out the tequila. Geminis love adventures, without thinking much about the results. Similarly, tequila will give a whole new experience, which can be either good or bad.
4 Cancer
Cancerians love mysteries, and they often have mood swings. Hence, they should try out Gin, since Gin too is a mysterious drink. Most people have heard about it, but few have drunk it for a continuous period.
5 Leo
People belonging to Leo should try out red wine. Leos are classy and are destined for greatness. Red wine is considered as a drink of the elite, which is a perfect match for Leos.
6 Virgo
Virgos are probably the kindest people; they are also caring and compassionate. White wine is ideal for them since white wine is mostly used for parties and get-togethers where friends and family meet who care about each other a lot.
7 Libra
Libras should choose whiskey. They are serious, mature and hate drama. Similarly, whiskey is considered as a no-drama drink. They also belong to the elite class, where whiskey is one of the most popular drinks.
8 Scorpio
They are some of the most influential people in the world and want to achieve success in everything they do. These people deserve a great drink. Moonshine is the perfect choice for them. Besides, they can brew it on their own according to their tastes.
9 Sagittarius
They are some of the richest people in the world, and consequently, they prefer the most expensive drinks. Top quality champagne is their perfect drink since they don't care about the price tags and only about the quality.
10 Capricorn
Capricorn is usually not so popular among Zodiac signs, and their preferred drink also reflects that. They prefer Scotch, which is not so popular in parties. But that shows that they possess extensive knowledge about drinks.