1. What was I eating the whole time?
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Random Joke
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2. Really do you think the blind can see?
3. Yes blame it on the Kelvinators ad on TV.
4. Human lie detector.
5. Sci-fi gone wrong.
6. That is a toilet cleaner for sure.
7. Junk is not good for you ever.
8. The Christmas tree needs to stand in one piece for the festival.
9. Chickens have scales, literally!
10. Keep your hands off the goods.
