A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane..
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
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Baby Predicts Death of Parents.. See what happens next
A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak:
I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days.
4 days later the boy died .. . after 6 days the Mother died.
The Father was now going crazy, because the next one would be him.
He sold everything and spent all the money.
15 days later...
the neighbour died.
(Never rush into solving problems)
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first."
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
