1 Because a good fisting always helps cheer me up, that’s for sure.
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Random Joke
At School
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
Another one.
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months."
Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."
2 WHO. THE. HELL. IS. HULU. O.o
3 Oh. That’s what she meant when she prefaced it with “leggo of my prego”.
4 Grandpa…no.
5 Penises wear and tear after a while, I guess?
6 No wonder she got that promotion so fast.
7 This almost ruined every family dinner ever.
8 That is the worst thing to happen at the worst time.
9 This text has a whole lot of nope for both parties involved.
10 The Adventures of the Panty Raiders.
