Like, when a crazy man stays 5 hour hiding under a narrow gutter on the pavement just to take upskirt pictures of ladies. What do you even accuse such a fellow with ? Only vulgarity of plain craziness?
Well such was the difficulty confronted by Japanese cops with the Hyogo prefectural police when they captured Yasuomi Hirai.
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A blonde walked into an electronics store
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
Yasuomi, 28, allegedly squeezed himself in a section of a gutter 28 centimetres (11 inches) wide, with his head under a bit of iron grating, a police representative said Wednesday.
“His hair got caught at the edge of the grate, which drew the attention of some pedestrians,” the representative for the police reported.
The offense occurred in the port city in August, however the arrest was recorded just this Monday; after a long examination.
Police did not expound but rather the Sports Hochi tabloid reported Tuesday that Hirai kept himself in the little space for around five hours, holding an advanced mobile phone to take photographs from under the mesh.
Local reports said it was not the first run through Hirai has been captured for the same offense, which violated a local ordinance preventing nuisance acts.
He was seized two years prior subsequent to pressing himself into a canal professedly for the same reason, Sports Hochi said
Yasuomi even said the police that he needed to be reborn as part of pavement in the next life.
